its been a while...

hey my fellow bloggers, or more specifically alice, as she is the only one folloing this blog...gotta work on that...anywho, i decided that it was about time i wrote on my blog again, as it has been about a month since i last did it, and alice is probably bored and wanting something to read, so here u go mate! lol.

i am currently watching the french open with my mouth agape, as on screen right now it the stuinning caroline wozniacki, the 18 year old tennis sensation from denmark. for this i would like to thank john mcrae and matt english for this, as they showed her to me last year, and ive been rooting for her ever since. what i am beginning to wonder is, why has someone as good looking as her decided to take up tennis? she would be an awesome model, easily, they earn just as much, if not more than ur average tennis player, or she could even be a trophy wife, and nto have to lift a finger! but marks to her, for entering into such a risky career, and breaking into the top 10 in the world at the humble age of 18.

hmm, what else can i gabble on about for a bit...ooh, tomorow i have a track day in an aston martin, yes u heard me, an aston martin! now im sorry alice, if that seems to be rubbing it in a bit over ur loverly new fiat panda, but seeing as u havent stopped going on about how u have finished ur exams and i havent, i thnk i have the right to! :P

ye, thatll do for now, i shall try again, when i find something interesting to talk about!

cheers

ben xxx

life lessons....

today, i learned a valuable lesson in life: never do anything for free, always make a deal! my wonderful friend alice asked me for my facebook password today, as i thought it would be a bit of fun. me being the fool that i am (i think that this is following on from my last blog) gave it to her, without asking for anything in return....10 minutes later i am now classed as a woman, adore britney spears with my whole heart, and have a daughter, A.K.A. alice. and now, im stuck in a new gender, with a horrible taste in music, with no consolation of revenge on my dear friend.

so i implore u, if u ever want to give someone something, make sure u will get something back in return!

good luck my faithful readers!

ben xx

am i becoming special?

this is a serious question, what with AS levels looming, lacking a certain amount of brains is disconcerting. i am calling this into question due to my lack of ability to be able to do a C4 maths paper. up till now, theyve been going quite well, but today im afraid that didnt happen. after spending several horus tryign to do 3 questions, i was beginning to lose hope. then, to my horror, i realised that the questions were in fact perfectly simple, and i was having one of those days.

the worrying thing for me now is if "those days" are becoming more and more frequent. how can i go through life not knowing when my next one of "those days" is going to pop up. i could be in the middle of a driving test, and have one of "those days" and suddenly crash and kill the examiner, innevitably resulting in a fail. it could be more in the future, if i become a doctor or surgeon, and have one of "those days" during an operation. and end up removing their brain, when i should have been doing a vasectomy (although lets be honest, most guys would rather have their brain removed than a vasectomy), and the surgical team would fail to tell me i was doing the wrong procedure, as they too might be having one of "those days". either that, or they would just not tell me to spite me, but u get the point.

so, does this mean, that the more frequently i have one of "those days", i am creeping ever closer to that point of no return...special..its a toughy, i know. but i would really appreciate ur help. advice will do, but an anti-special vaccine would be even better!

ben xx

first time blogger =S

rite, i decided it was abotu time to get into this whole blogging thing, partly because i felt left out, and also because i had nothing better to do tonight. thats not strictly true, i do have a biology prep, but lets be honest, who gives a rats arse about biology anyway?!



so ye, this is me writing a blog. i apologise in advance for the boring things u are likely to encounter over the course of time, and any premature aging this might result in. sorry! for that, u can blame alice shuttleworth, who was the one that told me i was boring enough to write a blog anyway, and that i should i sign up asap. cheers mate!



about me: well, i have many flaws, which will become apparent over the course of the blogs (i think thats what theyre called, i am a newb after all). i have many awesome friends at my school, trent college in long eaton, the only school i know that not only sucks up ur money, but also fun aswell! thankfully, i only have 1 more year there! woo! i play hockey for derby asterdale, the "best" club in the world by far. i am in their 1st team, which says something about their "awesomeness" but nevertheless, we have a laff! im into most music, so long as its not rap or r&b, then im ok with it, but my fave by far is punk atm, autopilot off, awesome band! look em up!



i think i shall end my first blog now, cos my fingers are hurting! im no longer a blog virgin! woo!